Today has been beautiful, the sun was really nice. I had factor 50 suncream on today, and i was sat in the shade, but i still burnt. LOL, us british are never happy eh? Bit of sun and we're running for the shade.

I suppose the fact that i burnt maybe because i got drownded in water, my water from my bottle. Poured all over me, so my white shirt went see - through, but hey, at least it was a nice red bra underneath eh? lol

so then people, when its hawt outside, and the girls are sat in the shade, the boys are stripping off and playing rugby, some people are having water fights, some people are sun bathing, what are you doing, and what are you thinking? im normally the one making dasiy chains in the shade, and managing to get various goths to wear them. i am good!

lol

so what do you do when its sunny?

since i offened someone by not posting the two male versions, that i found, NOT WROTE, here you go.

I'm glad I'm a man.

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,
I spend 2 minutes max fixing my hair
and I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too

I know what the time is and I know what to do.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball
It's more fun than dealing with women after all
I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

and heres the other one.

I'm Glad I'm a Man
Everyday I give thanks to God
I was born a man instead of a broad
When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee
I go to a barber, not a beauty salon
Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on
Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts
I use my turn signal, I understand sports

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don't go through a faze every 28 days
Man, I'm glad I'm a man

I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons
Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john
I don't throw a fit when I break a nail
I don't buy some shoes just because they're on sale
I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror
I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer
I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass
I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don't face the pain of water-weight gain
Man, I'm glad I'm a man

Let me tell you ladies
Listen to me ladies
I love those things inside of your blouse
I love your pretty faces
Your warm and soft embraces
But if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house

I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date
I don't play with dolls - unless they inflate
When someone asks me my age, I never lie
After sex in bed, my spot's always dry
I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines
I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans
I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie
This is the same underwear I wore yesterday

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill
Man, I'm glad I'm a man

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
Tell you the reason I am
I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin'
Man, I'm glad I'm a man

my granmar told me i should never forget or regret, because each day in my life is an important page in my book, and when i die, people will look at my photos and grave and children and granchildren and read my story.

but i really wish i could wipe out a few chapters of this book of mine, because deep down i know ive not finished it. the chapter called JAMES. its such a pain really, since ive finnaly found someone else who makes me feel special, and who makes me feel more wanted theni ever have before and who would be perfect if i could only fall for him.

i cant thought because ive not picked myself up over james yet, and thus the chapter continues. but i dont understand why he, being over a hundred miles away, can be ruining my relationship and my life still. the guy that im with is almost him, he talks the same, jokes the same, his photos looke very simular, (and they are so physically simular that i keep thinking hes james). he has the same little quirks, the same lack of confidence. i just dont understand.

i was talking about this to micheal and i wanted to know why, he just said its just the type i go for, but its not. i like guys who are totally different than him. he said it could be because im just remebering the good bits from james and that im just getting over him. if im remebering the good bits, why does it hurt and make me cry?!

i know me and him could be perfect, if i could only let myself fall for him, but i cant fall when im a crumpled heap on the floor. so as a result he thinks im falling for him, and i wish i were. but im not, ive gone into realationship autopoilet. faking kiss's, emotions, and orgasms. and its awful, i want to fall for him, give him my heart but i cant because james still has a piece of it.

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

newyears kisses!!

you have until the 5/01/08 to choose a new year kiss!

a new year kiss has to be someone special or a good friend, it can be a guy or girl that you like and hope to kiss in 2008, and you can have one or one hundrered, the more you have, the better 2008 will be.

everytime that they kiss you, or put a kiss on the end of a text message or email, you get good luck.

the more kisses, the more good luck.

and what im gonna say is for 2008

laugh uncontrollable, cry a little, dont regret anything that makes you smile, forgive quickly,and kiss slowly. wave goodbye to those who you've lost and open your arms to the special people who you've gonna meet.


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